Unicorn Sprinkles Shaker
Unicorns may or may not exist. But one thing that cannot be disputed, is that they defecate rainbows. The Unicorn Sprinkles Shaker is here to help perpetuate this fact, by conveniently storing and distributing rainbow sprinkles over anything that needs some unicorn magic.
Sure, you could fill your Unicorn Sprinkles Shaker with chocolate sprinkles, but that just wouldn't be realistic.